The time has come for us to put on trial

the army of men who are living in denial,

under the belief that a few strands of hair delicately spread

provides adequate camouflage for their baldy heads.

This façade is known as the comb-over part,

and to the reluctant baldy it is considered fine art.

Just grow one side of your hair down to your waist

then arrange it over the bald spots with a suitable paste.

They labour for hours over their makeshift mats,

which bear a striking resemblance to deceased rats.

Perhaps hair replacement therapy could be the saviour

providing a fresh thatch of hair transplanted from their genitalia

The one event that makes these chaps quiver at the knees

is their hair being caught in a really strong breeze.

For suddenly their subjected to an aerodynamic drag

as they fly, at full mast, the comb over flag.

So comb over Kernels I hope that you now realise,

that you are fooling nobody with your pitiful disguise.

Just accept it’s inevitable that hair recedes over the years,

but be glad it still lingers inside of your ears.

Cecil

(Guy Watts)